::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”
Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
‚‚ latest Jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
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Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
‚‚ latest Jokes ‚‚
BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-’bhout bura’,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
‚‚ latest Jokes ‚‚
2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
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Deadly answr given by
SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
:: latest, new, santa banta Jokes ::
The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….
Santa translated in Eng it becomes:
I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .
Santa- Yaar.. Suna Hai Teri Patni Bahut Bade Pariwar
Se Aayi Hai
Banta- Bade Pariwar Se Nahi..
..Bahut Bade Pariwar Ko Saath Me Le Kar Aayi Hai
:: latest, new, santa banta Jokes ::
Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni,
me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha
MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi ayi..
Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,
WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
:: latest, new, santa banta Jokes ::
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
