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Ghoor kya rahe ho
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Sms Jokeska accident ho gaya hai..

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man..!!

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Thandi hai chai garam kar ló,
is pathar dil kó thora naram kar ló..
aapke hóte hue mera inbóx khali hai,
jyada nhi to thóri c sharam kar Ló.

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai
Hath pair tute muh se khun aya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurso ne farmaya
‘baharo phool barsao kisi ka mehbub aaya he

Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai jese
Ullu ko raat
Dentist ko daant,
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Gadhe ko laat
Raja ko taj.
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Kutte ko haddi
Or
Nangay ko chaddi.

Mohabbat na rhe
To wafa kon karega...
Pyar na rhe
To pyar kon karega...
Khuda salamat rkhe mujhko.
Wrna...
Tum kanjooso ko itne ache jokes kaun karega.

Aap aap he
Hum hum he
Pyaz nahi kati fir b ankhe num h
Supply kam hone se
Golgappe me aaloo kam hai
Is se bakwas jokes bhejo agar aap me dum hai

Dhire dhire apna bana gaya he koi
Pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya he koi
Ya khuda yeh pyar hi hai
Ya
Phir se “chuna” laga gaya koi.

Apke shero se hum ghayal ho gaye,
Apki hasi k hum kayal ho gaye….
50 rupye me 500 jokes kya mile,
Sale chappal chor bhi aaj kal shayar ho gaye

Samundar Mein Gehraai Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhe
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Zindgi me kabi aisa b nzara ho
Dil ko mere kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho
Chandni rat,nadi ka kinara ho
Or
Bs namkeen tumari ho or quarter hmara ho

Nai-nai shaadi thi
nya tha jamana
dulha bechain tha
sunne ko dulhan se gana
dulhan sarmyi
suru kiya gana
bhaiya mere
rakhi k bandhn ko nibhna

Kói gm nhi mgr dil udas h.
Aap se koi kam nhi Mgr 1 aas h.
Bahut he apne Mgr ap khas h.
Emótional/senti mat hona upr sab bkwas he.
Ye tó free k jokes khtm krne ka prayas h.............best comedy jokes for girlfriend

Agar aap janna chahte h pyar ki gahrai to likhe
I love apna name<space> apne partner ka name
Or bhej dijie
Apne PAPA k no.pe
Wo bataynge pyar ki gahrai............just do it

Wat r d most powerful 3 words other dan I LOVE U?"
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RESULT AA GAYA!!" Ye 3 words bhi haste khelte insan ki ek pal mein duniya badal sakte hain.

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar..
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga!

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai.....+

Boy:-Me 4 years ka hu, Aur tum?
Girl:-Me bhi 4 years ki hu.
Boy:-To fir chal na, Sharmana kya?
Girl:-Kahaa??


Boy- polio ki dawai pine..Doo bund jindagi ka

SINDHI 2 GUJRATI:
Aap kya lenge thanda ya garam?
GUJRATI: Dono hi mangwado
Sindi:sunti ho?
2 glass pani le aana,
1 freezer se
aur
2sra geezer se.

Purani Kahawat Hai Ki Sone Ki Time
Tension Ko Saath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye
Lekin Phir B Log Pata Nahi Q
Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kar Sote Hain. .

Ek Haqeeqat..
girlfriend Saath Ho To Hotel Bill..
Girlfriend Door Ho To Mobile Bill..
Or Girlfriend Door Ho Jaye To
Daroo Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil....Na Aayega Bill.

welcome to sach ka samna "jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai"...
to apka pehla sawal......
kya apne mandir se chapal churana chhod diya hai.................best comedy for friends




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