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"Extreme Height of Laziness"
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news.

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Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:->
hahahaha.

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Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge. Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge.

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In class rum boy update on facebook
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first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu....:D;)

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Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi...

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Ye joke padhoge to haste.....haste mar jaoge
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isliye maine nahi bheja..

I really care for u....;-)

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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .

Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai.....
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?

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Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
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Ask Y ?
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Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
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'BAWAAL' bhi Zaruri hai.

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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,
But

Lying increases ur memory power!....!;)

QUESTION
Sharam kya hai"

ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe...

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Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna,
Agr dhund liya to hm shoping chalenge.
Boy: Agr nai dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.

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