Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume
Interviewer: Can u tell me
in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?
Santa: In searching JOBS!
Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho
usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?
Santa: Hindi me THAKUR
aur
English me HANDS FREE.! || funny santa banta jokes jokes ||
Chemistry at it's Peak....
Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron?
Student: Coffee.
Teacher: How??????
Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.
Dukaandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN chahiye.
Dr.ne Santa se kha
"pani ko boil kr k pya kro"
Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
"Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo".
Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board
Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ?
Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai
Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta hai to 100 rupaya
me kya milega..
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Santa- Poori BHAJI..
Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooty le k ati he, aaj
nehi ayi.
Banta: Scooty Punchar ho gaya hoga
A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor
But
the Nurse Spent Most Of the Time In D Medical Store think why?
Only D Medical Boy Could Read Doctor's Luv Letter!
Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ?? || funny santa banta jokes jokes ||
Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose
santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???
banta:very simple,
unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.
Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc: muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke phele he nark bhog chuka h
Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE
Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha
Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia
Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega
Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....
Seven phases of life?
1.Studies
2.Entertainment
3.Love
4.Marriage
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U know Life ends after marriage
