PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.
Dog was Chasing Sardar..
Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied
I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing...
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Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye...
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :)
wah wah
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte
Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.
-:: boss and secretary jokes ::-
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
:: Punjabi jokes ::
1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana lagaya
hai!"
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai.
-:: Boss jokes ::-
If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
-:: Teacher student jokes ::-
Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya'
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne
wali hoo.
Doctor Jokes - doctor jokes in Hindi
Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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