Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
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Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab Sms JokesKo Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho
Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
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He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant...!!

A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
God smild
& d boy ws sent 2
HELL 4 his ovracting.

Hey pls Tell me very frankly, do i look stupid? Dumb? Mad? Nuts? Alien?n Psycho? Plz tell me .. Coz just now sm1 told me tht i look like U!!;) reply.




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