Dub Maro Nikamo
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny jokes
New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take ur Photo?
Girl: Y?
Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children
That How Der Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
Hme To Apno Ne Luta.
Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro..
Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha
Golden Words
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Gold K The Na.
Chori Ho Gye.
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Dil se apka khyal jata nhi,
Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi,
Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu,
Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi........................new funny jokes
Wats D Diff Between
Gandi, Shraad & Lalu?
Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie
Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth
&
Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference
Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari,
Ye jokes milte hi jokes kro,
Kyoki hme psand nhi jokes ki udhari!!!!!!
TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?
STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha
TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai
STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nhi hota?
Tango ke bech ek laat maro.
Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai.........................................new
funny jokes
Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai,
Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai,
Bandr jb koi aas-pas hota hai..
Ek srvey se ye bat sabit hue hai k larke ladkiyo se zyada
naik hai,
Report k mutabiq jb koi ladka kisi ladki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se forn
ye alfaz nikalta hai
(WAH KYA)
(KHUBSURATI HAI)
Kitni pyari ladki hai
jb k koi ladki kisi ladke ko dekhti hai to kehti hai
“Kmina jb dekho ghurta rehta hai”
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai,
Hmne uski doli sjai hai,
Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
