tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
wah wah
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....
Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll
After Marriage: beautiful Doll
After 1 Year: Nice Doll
After 2 Years: only Doll
After 5 years: Dhol
After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?
To hamane kaha-
Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even
if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further
So
intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
What is a mobile?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho..?
ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ?
kaise kaise namune hain ..!
ye hi mobile hota hai...!!
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.
Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh....
@ @ @ @ @ @
6 flowers 4 u
1 4 health
2 4 wealth
3 4 happiness
4 4 frndship
or baki 2
kaan pe laga lo
mast lagoge..
@('.')@
arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
R u Ashish's friend?
I m msg 4m his cell.
if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell.
he left it in my car on our last date....
From....Aishwarya rai...
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat
vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai.....
DABANGG Sms Jokes:
Hume jokes karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed krenge ki
confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha dale or headphone kaha pe...!
