Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

Imagine life without Girls.…
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All theater silent,
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The police at rest.
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Mobile companies in loss.
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Gift shop in loss &
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All boys were university TOPPER…

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as ‘GOD’
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym :D

Girl to a tattoo artist-
How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..?
Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion….
but girraffe is free..!!

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind….
Ha ha ha

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai
Smart
Lovely
Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh
rahen ha

Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada,
Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to.
‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada

CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to… . . suna hai… ULTI aa jati hai

Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai

Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
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