Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam
walli bai ne kha..!!
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Sahab! Facebook pe muje bhi add karlo!!
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch
pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!
Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE, U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV. So Apply Soon, Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead, Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!
Dulhan Andhe Pati se - Kash Tumari Ankhe Hoti to Tum Meri khubsoorati Ko Dekh skte Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat hoti to kya Ankho wale Tmhe mere liye chod dete.
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya
ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao.
GaneshJi Dance karne lage.
Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho?
Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!
Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu…. “Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Aaj agar aapka Sms Jokesayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde he: 1 Mobile ka full use ho jata he, 2 Timepaas ho jata he, 3 Jise Sms Jokeskaro wo b khush, 4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata he
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
NA YAKIN aaye toh…
Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!
Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha. Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas. Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai? Ans: 4 1 Tere Wali 2 Mere Wali 3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi
Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..? Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna
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