Delhi election 2015 Super Special Msgs
esi bech DELHI election me EVM mechine me garbari ki khabar aye hai
Logo ka kahna hai Congress ke samne ki Button debate he machine me jor jor se hasne
ki aawaz aa aa rahe the.....

Suchna-
Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan
ek saath naa kare
Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai
Janhit me Jari

Valentine's day par agar Dil tute to batna dosto...
Mere paas 5 rupye ka Fevi Quick bekar pada hai, 3 rupye me de dunga..

shadiyo me 3 tarah ke naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya maata rani aaye hai

Aajkal ke Maa Baap school bus me Bacha ko bitha ke
Ese bye bye karte H jese padhe karne videsh bhej rahe ho
aur
ek hum log the jo roj laat khaa kar school jate the

Mai bhi valentine's day manuga
jin ladkiyo ne mughe mana kiya hai
uske maa baap ko phone karke uski "location" batauga...........valentine's day funny msgs

Salman ke sapne me Hiran aurvery interesting jokes
Kajriwal ke sapne me Kiran
Dono ki neend uraye huwe hai

Janam aur Mrityu ishwar ke haath me H
Ensaan ke haath me to sirf
Smartphòne N Remòte hai »---»'Dó whatever yòu want to dò man'

Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga
Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi

Girl - Mere papa ne shadi ke liye 1 condition rakha H
Boy - ?
Girl - Tumko Congress Party ka ticket lekar, election me jeetkar dikhana hoga
Boy - Accha bahan, Me chalta hu...

On Facebook Timeline
Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym..
Boy 2: Nice Dude...
.
On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp
Boy 2: Kaha h bhai..
Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu

ladka to taab shockkkk lagtaaaa HHH
jaab use pata chalta hai ki
uski hono wali bhavi ki koi choti bahan nahi hai
chhan se jo tuta koi sapna.....

WOW Smart Santa-
Madam : What came 1st Sun or Moon?
Santa - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

Jadatar ladko ka career to wahe khatam ho jata H
Jab aage ke bench par bethi cute ladki
peche mud kar killer smile ke sath pen/pencil maang leti H

Men will be Men.
.
Girls will be Aunties.

Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari,
Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai

Jis din Main Subha Jaldi Uth Jata Hoon
ghar wale mujhe ese ghoor ke dekhte hai
jese kisi movie me hero ne entry ki ho...

Specially 4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye - marriage jokes in hindi
kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho to apni shadi ka video
backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega
appki wife aap ke gale se haar uttaregi,
car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege

Rashtriya Maun - Manmohan Singh
Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi
Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan

kuch patniyo ne apne pati ko ye kahkar sandook se sweter nikal se mana kar diya
ki abhi sardi kaha suru hue hai jee, dekho kajriwal bhi bina muffler ke ghum raha hai

Akhilesh yadav ne Modi par nishana sadhate hue kaha ki political news jokes
unhone bina poche mughe jharu lagane wala me
nominate kar diya hai mai jharu nahi lagaugaaaaaaaaa...........................political news jokes

Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...top 10 funny jokes
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H

Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...

uski shadi ho jaati H marriage jokes in hindi.............marriage jokes in hindi

Duniya me sirf wahe log sharif hai jinke mobile me password nahi haimasti jokes for friends

haramkhoro 20-30 hajaar ke mobile bana dete ho
kam se kam 2-3 mitre charger ki cable to diya karo

Es baar GOD ne sabki sunle H....
Lover/Couples ke liye Valentine's day
Singles ke liye india Pakistan Mach...
Uske ghar me der H par andher nahi

Arz Kiya Hai....
Just friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......

India Team is best team ever
Sabko batting ka moka mila H........world Cup 2015 jokes

Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"

kisi ne mere se poocha - aap shaadi se pahle kaya karte the
Mene kaha - mera jooo dillll kartaaa tha......

Ladki golgappe kha rahe thi....20-25 kha liye honge
phir usne BF se poocha aur 10 kha lu?
Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le

Fair N lovely cream sach me kaam karti hai me tab maan jaugaa
jab wo black money wale ko fair bana de

Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karó
Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì
tàsveer dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà,
màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà.... funny jokes on gf

Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 200 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...........husband wife jokes

Naukri chhorkar Engineer bahut Khatarnak ho jata hai
eske do udaharan hai ek to kajriwal or dusra rampal.....

What was world first password ? new jokes

Think...
Think...
Any idea...
Any guess...
Anything...
That is....

"Khul jaa Sim Sim"

After great demands from all husbands..........
All new app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photo as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle.

Hindi bhi yaaro azeeb bhasaa H
Ghari bigarr jaye to kahte hai band aur
Ladki bigarr jaye to kahte hai chalu......

Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H..
John- 1000 log..
Hrithik :- 5000 log..
Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?................mastiful 2015 jokes

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai hindi jokes 2015
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kiss Karna, No
Hug karna, Nahi
Fir LÖVË romance Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana...............very funny romantic jokes

Pyaar karna hai to Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Pyar karna hai to . . . Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Kyuki ek vahi hai jo kehti hai:
Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo

Kuch ladke
ladkiyon ka ghar dekhne ke liye
unka peecha to aise karte hain
jaise shaam ko
baraat leke jaenge udhar

Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale very funny romantic jokes
ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho Gaye............very funny romantic jokes

Interviewer - do you have a girlfriend?
Boy - no
Interviewer - ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya
tu customers ko kya patayega.

1 jaruri suchna Kripya Dhyan De-
Atyadhik thand ki sthiti me
Suprabhat/Goodmoring ke sandesh/msgs
Dopahar 2.00 PM taak Sweekar kiye jayege
Sath he Shubh Ratri/Good Night ke sandesh/msgs 7.00 PM se manya honge

Tamaam Rashtriya Antarrashtriya Samasyao se bhi bari aaj Samasya ye H ki
rajai mein hawa kahan se ghus rahi H.

Girl: Tum kya karte ho ?
Boy: Hindustan Times mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: yaar Aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi uuth k paper dene jaega ?

aaj jab subah very very cold water se brush kiya
taab ehsaas huwa ki
Bechari Titanic girl ki to waat to laag gaye hogi
love sove ke chakkar me...

ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko branch maneger samghte the

India lost test metch Becuse
.
.
"Pk" is releasing same day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege

Mülayam Singh said he always opposed laptop scheme.....new jokes
We distributed laptops & ppl of d UP state heard d speeches of Modi on these laptops.
Modi on Facebook.... Modi on Twitter... Modi on WhatsApp...Modi...Modi...They were impressed, and we lost the polls.

Ækhilesh claims tat d laptop scheme as a big achievement of his gov coz he knows well new jokes what students love - WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, chat with girlfriend, watching new jokes movies.

Kuch is tarah kambakkht ishq ne meri Izzat ka rayataa bana diya |
me guzara jis gali se, Uske ek thappad ki goonj ne, mughe sare muhalle
ka Kajriwal bana diya...........

Sai etna dijiye ek aashram ban jaye very funny jokes on rampal
ander me masti karu police bhi na ghus paaye

Boy-Happy Valentine day!
Girl - Do you know I am from Rohtak?
Boy- Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi!

In 1950 A Boyfriend seek a faithful loving cute girlfriend very funny girlfriend boyfriend Jokes 2015
2015 boyfriend having Gorgeous GF just seek lonely place/home/farmhouse

Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai
pakre gaye to h00 halla aur
N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....

Chuki 4 shatako se saabit ho gaya H
ki kohli ghaas wali pich par bhi
Aacha pradarshan kar sakte H
Esiliye aajkal Anushka ne Veet use
karna band kaar diya H

Papu : papa meri girlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se.....Nalayak...kambakht...!
Papu: papa IIN (idea internet network)
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to

Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H

Pati - aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h?
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.....

Watching India v Sri Lanka, 4th ODI match -
.
.
Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"

Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege

Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon

Raat me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §

Hindu marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage?
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...

Ladki - Na Na Na............
Ladke - ne kiss kar liya
Ladki- Tum sare ladke ek jese he kyo hote ho?
Ladka - kyoki hum make up nahi karte na.

Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
Smart boy: PHD
Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
.
.
Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delievery

ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h

Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte h

Nice lines by a girl who fell in love:
“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name…

Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl - mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?

Teacher - ek bike me kitne admi beth sakte hai santa banta jokes
Santa - total 13 aadmi
Teacher - woo kese??
Banta ka answer sunke teacher & class student behosh/faint ho gaye

Santa - 1 driver + 2 chhakke

chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli

kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!

End of season Sale....
Sale.....
B I G Sale 2014
Only 1 year used
in very good condition
Discount 50%

2014 Calender
Only interested customer or serious buyers contact me

Mere se Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana duginew funny jokes in hindi
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka

wife ko samghna matlap - 50 GB ka video download karna aur
49.5 GB download hone ke baad error dekhana

As I look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried
Jokes I laugh & Things I lost & Missed by
Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”

snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?

Boy-Wat is ur age?
Gal-we gals dont say our age 2 boys..!
Boy-ok whats your Email?
Gal-riya1985@gmail.com..!

Aaj Ka Suvichar-

Hum bhartiya sir par helmet pehne na pehne par Smartphones/mobile me screen gaurd jarur lagate h
sir fat jae khoon ki nadia beh jae par mobile ko kharoch tak nahu aani chaiye

aksar cute girls ke boyfriend phale se hote h
par mera manana h ki

goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h

Arz kiya jara gour kijiyega-
kami libas ki tan par azib lagi hai
mughe amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai
ye mene kab kaha dosto ki wo mughe buri lagti h

Mÿ Friend : Bhai kaisa ha?
Me : Mast hu.. tu bata?
Mÿ Friend : Main bhi mast.. Yaar ek kaam tha..!
Me : Haan toh saare kaam karle, phir baat karte h

whatapps ka sabse bada fayda
ye hai ki us pe bahut sari
Aurate baat karti hai phir
bhi aawaz nahi hoti hai

Chennai me school teacher ke student ko thappar
Marne ke karan 50,000 ka bhugtan karna para
Agar hamare school ke jamane me esa ho jata to
mere sath hue Maar, Pitae, kutae ke badle aaj mere paas
1-2 flate hote or swiss bank me mera khud ka khata hota | best jokes of the day

In maths exam, Santa got 1question
Prove
Sin x= 6n
Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides
Then
six=6
&
wrote "Dont mess with Santa d great"

Thandi me "pani bchao abhiyan" me baag leta hu to log gali dete hai ki nahate nahi ho.
Anyway, kuch accha karne ke liye kuch sunna parta h

wo dost umar bhar kaya sath denge jo choraha par police ko dekhkar bike se utar diya

New new IPHONE-6 lekar showroom se nikli high heel wearing modern girl sidhi par ludhak gayi
trak ki awaz hue......
Dil thamkar bechari boli- "O God..! mere haddi he ho"

Farmaishi geeto ke es karykram me agli farmaish lete h funny political jokes
Delhi se "Arwind jee" ki.......geet ke bol h.........
Sajna hai mughe Dharna ke liye

Dosto..... winter special jokes
Akhir wo samay aa gaya jab hum
Subah uthkar jindgi ka sabse mushkil phesala karte hai
Ki aj nahana hai ya nahi.......................winter special jokes for friends

Pichli baar Ghajini Dekhkar Jin Logon Ne Sar Mundwa Liya the
Unke liye Hindi movie PK kisi Agnipariksha se kaam nahi

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega

Subah se 21 ladiyo ke call aa chuke hai
sab "I love you" bol rahe hai
jane kis ne afwah faila di hai ki

"Black money list" me mera naam bhi hai

Arz kiya hai….jara gaur farmaiya ga - "Shayari of year 2015"

Ladki ke aankh marne par ladke ke Paon jami par nahi parte or
Ladke ke aakh marne par ladki ke chappal jami par nahi parte.

Boyfriend text msgs to his GF, "U love me and not my money, Right Honey?" GF: ¥ € $ INR

PK ke poster me Aamir ne agar radio ke sath ek lota bhi pakra hota
to ye samghna aasan hota ki bina kapro ke amir railway track pe kaya karne gaye the.

Best ways tö write exam:
Löök up för Ïnspiratiön;
Löök döwn för Cöncentratiön;
Look aröund för införmatiön.

Cute Girl: I am 18 and my böyfriend is 38, is that BÄD?
Boy: Sweety Yöu spelt DÄD wröng.

Wen a girl cancels a date, it's because "she has some genuine cause",
but when a boy cancels a date, it's because "he has two".
Not agree - think just opposite

Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h
Banta - yaar light off kar do bhir unhe hum dekhi nahi dege
Santa - what a smart idea sirji

Böy: Hey, I've göt 2 words 2 tell.
Girl: Wat?
Böy: Ï Löve Ü!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds?
Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.

GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

On this ßirthday apart
I have just óne wish
That I cóuld be with yóu
tó hug and tó kiss
Hów much dó I love yóu
you may never know
But the next time I see yóu
I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2015

,///,
( '_ ' )
<( )>
. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke Sms Jokeske intezar me..
(',' )
<)(>
. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.

Nasha tha unke pyar ka ,
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one

Tum haseen ho gulab jaisi ho
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho..................tarif msgs for girlfriend

While preparing her resume a young girl wrote: mast mast jokes in hindi
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......

Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!

Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.

A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."

Kabi pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena dost

Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
(,'')__;=-
/) )
_/ /
Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.

Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!

Uski Yaado Me Beeti Har Raat Alag Hai,
Uske Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag Hai,
Har Shaqs Mujhe Tanha Chod Ke Chala Gaya,
Magar Mere Uss Yaar Ki Har Baat Alag Hai.

Ÿe dil udããs hai bas ek pàl ko àaö tùm
Qareeb àà ke hume fir se àazmaö tùm
Khàtà hai meri to de do koi sàza mujhkö
Ÿe kàb kahà ke mûjhe tànhà chhod jaaö tùm........................emotional love msgs 2015

Me apke pyaar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!.............propose jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life;
Ü r every thing to me ;
MY lõve! MY Life!..............propose messages in english

Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se,
Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se

Jadu hai uski har ek baat me,
yaad bahut aati hai din aur raat me,
kal jab dekha tha maine sapna raat me,
tab bhi uska hi haath tha mere haath me.............propose jokes in hindi

Dhadkan ki awaaz hó tum,
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat hó tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas hó tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas hó tum...............propose msgs in hindi for girlfriend

Sach bólta hu jhut bólne ki adat nhi mujhe ,
ek tere siwa kisi ki chahat nhi mujhe,
aye dóst apne baare me sóchu kis tarah,
ek pal bhi teri yaadó se fursat nhi mujhe..........propose quotes in hindi for girlfriend

Likh to doo mai uska naam har dar-o-deewar par,
,
,
,
,
,
lekin khyaal aata hai ki,
,
,
masoom hai mera sanam kahi badnaam na ho jaye...

A small love story.. Boy:excuse me.! Girl:yes, bro.!

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

Apki Ada,
Apki Smile,
Apka Chehra,
Apka Chalna,
Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Julfein,
Apki Aankhen,
Apka Andaz....
Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...

An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...

Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!........................very funny exam jokes 2015

Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.best jokes in hindi
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....

3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi

Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Aagosh Main Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoo Main
Basa Lo Dil Main Tnha Hoo Main
Jo Tum Nahi Zindagi Main To Kuch Nahi
Sama Jao Mujh Main Ki Tanha Hoo Main.......................romantic jokes for girlfriend

Bikta h gum hasi k bazar me.
Lakho dard chhipe hote h ek chhote se inkar me.
Wo kya samjh payenge pyar ki kashis ko.
Jinhone fark hi ni samjha pasand or pyar me.

Tujhe dekhta hu to accha lgta hai,
tujhse bolta hu to accha lgta hai.
Bhale hi ho dard dunia bhar ka mere jeevan me par,
mai ek pal tujhe sochta hu to accha lgta hai..........................new msgs for love

Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.....................barish jokes..............funny monsoon jokes in hindi

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
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Home EMI auto debited..
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Car loan EMI auto debited..
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Credit card bill auto debited..
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Phone bill auto debited..
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Electricity bill auto debited..
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LIC EMI auto debited..
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Medical insurance EMI debited..
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Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi

Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs

Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?

Latest IPL Adv:
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...

3G ki shakti hume dena data
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!

Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!new jokes secretary

Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.

Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!

Santa: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.

Welcome to the season of: very romantic jokes
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic jokes jokes for girlfriend

A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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He laughed & said:
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Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!

Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile!
To use na kholen!
Usme meri photo ho sakti hai
or apki zara si laparwahi
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Apko mera diwana bana sakti hai...

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai.
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai...

Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati latest jokes in hindi
Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..?
Circut: bhai english main usko,
Washington kehte hai.

Arz kiya hai…
ye bima company
wale bhi kya
gazab karte hai..
Logo ki biwiyon
ke paas ghanto baith kar,
pati ke marne ke
faayde batate
hain…

Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!

1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am.
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!

Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho
k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye
har answar me woh dard bhar do ke
check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.

Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!

I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë.

The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!

Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes

Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs

Apke paon buhut khoobsurat hain,
Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?...............express your love in a funny way

Usne toh sab keh dala hai baton hi baton me.......
Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me.

Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“

Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.

Latest facebook Relationship Status: a aa i ee u oo mera dil na todo................

When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English

People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside.

The sweetest msg:
wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes.
The husband immediately hugged her !

Like the dew drops on the flowers
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.

Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.

Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.very funny college jokes
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....

Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..

Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se teri yaad ka rishta,
guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai..

Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!

Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people.

Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai jokes 2014
Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!

Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë
ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe
MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã"
ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages

The main tension of parents nowadays..!! jokes 2014
What their sons download….
And
What their daughters upload

ladkiyaan bhaav nahii deti, pitaji paise nahi dete, log naukri nahi dete, paan wala udhaari nahi deta.. soch raha hu dharne par baith jau.

Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai mast mast Jokes

Beauty of ENGLISH-
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ? Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all .!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!"
"Oh Jack plz...!"
"Oh Jack.. !"
"Oh....!"
"O !"

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ??
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2015

Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!

Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h

Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...

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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!

Plz Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur ? jokes
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.

Ek baar santa ki bhains kho gaye very very funny santa banta jokes
woo use dhoondta huwa park me pahucha
wha ek ladka appne premika ki ankh me aankhe dal kaar kah raha rha tha-
"Jaan mughe tumhari aakho me puri duniya nazar aati hai"
Santa bola, bhai jara dekh kaar batao ki meri bhains kaha hai ??

Gaon mai bijli aayegi sun kar logo ke saath kutte bhi khush hue. Bole, "bijli aayegi toh khumba bhi lagega"

For me you're as:
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!

Beautiful Lines:
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!

Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho
Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho heart touching msgs for girlfriend

Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain,
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye

Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai..

Bas ek aakhri sawal
ladki ne kabhi
Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na??

Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….?
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Bus conducter.
Chaliye, chaliye,
aage badhiye.
Aage badhiye.
Aage badhte rahiye.

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER.....
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Immediately after Marriage!!

Wife Mobile, Husband Simcard,
Dono Mile To Hua Recharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hui To Outgoing,
Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Na Hua To Network Problem!

sochiye ki Physics kese aasan ho sakti the ?
agar
agar
agar
agar
agar
Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes

Breaking news: "asharam bapu jail me bimar hai. 'Vitamin "she"' ki kami ho gai hai"

Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai,
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Jab customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"

Shila dexit singing: "aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to vaat lag jaaye oho vaat lag jaaye!!"

Dilli mein Jitni Seats congress ne jeeti hai utni toh humari class mein khaali padi rehti hai.

Hi..
What happened..
My dear friends
Why no jokes..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:
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scrach with blade

Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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Son: nothing dad.!!!!
she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

Tere husn ko parde ki zarurat hi kya hai,
Kaun hosh mein rehta hai tujhe dekhne ke baad....!

Ye " pyaar mohobt" uss dor ki baatein h....
Jab makan kacche or insan sacche hua krte the....!!

Student's Life is Like English Movies
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2015 ..(end of the world)

Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school...latest jokes
Teacher: What is a Noun???
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Chote paji : Oye madam g.....
Arz kiya hai...
Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king,
A Noun is the name of any person , place or thing. ! Thoko taali..

Upar se gussa dil se ijhar karte ho,
mere jokes, call ka intezaar karte ho,
Lakh chupaao lekin sab pata h,
Tum bhi muje pyar krte ho..............love proposal jokes in hindi

Mera Wajud Meri Mohabat Se H,
Muje Garur Meri Mohabat Pe H
Muje Chahte Honge Or Bhi Bahut Log
Mgr Muje Mohabat Apni Mohabat Se Hai. best love msgs in hindi

Urgent girlfriend needed..

Qualification- must b the only daughter of a petrol pump owner.

A family comes out of an electronic shop
Son holds "ipad"
Daugher holds "ipod"
mother holds "iphone"

Father is holding a banner that says |_I paid_|

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare,
ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko
sharm aayegi.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki jokes to aap karte nhi to puja karo...................mobile jokes

Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho
Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho
Uski har addaa par naaz ho
Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho..............................love proposal jokes

Zndgi ko pyar aap se jayada nahi karte..
Kisi pe aitbaar aap se jayada nahi karte..
Aap ji sake mere bina to acchi baat hai..
Hum ji lenge aapke bin ye waada nahi karte..!

Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise Pyaar Karenge,
Har Dhadkan Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge,
Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume Hi Paaoge,
Ishq Ke Har Mod Par Tera Intezaar Karenge…

Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata. love msgs
Soch samajh ke pyar kiya nahi jata.
Yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti.
Agar dil se ho to uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nai jata

Ek na ek din mil jaane ka waada karo..
Meri zndgi me fir aane ka waada karo..
Bahut tanha hu mai tumhare bina..
Mujhe gale se lagaane ka waada karo..
Choom kar mere hontho ko tum
meri sanso me bas jaane ka waada karo...........superb love msgs for special one superb love msgs for special one

,:*''*;
*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
__)(__ Hai...
Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi

' +"''+.+''"+.
+ Aap isme +
' "+ ho = +"
' ' "+ , ,+"
yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte.

Friends are:
F: Fabulous
R: Real
I: Impeccable
E: Everlasting
N: Necessary
D: Delectable and
S: Spicy....................best friendship quotes ever

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum

I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!

Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".

Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Jewellery shop me ek admi ki zabrdst pitayi ho gyi ,
why ?
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Any guess ?
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Don't know ?
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Because usne cute sales girl se kaha ki ..
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"aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki hai "
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??

Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri..
Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri.

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend

Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2014

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi

Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..

Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum,
meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum,
chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar,
meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....!

Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain,
Sachhe Pyar Mein....!
Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain,
Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!!

Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!!
Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga very very funny jokes
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

G O O D
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__/'''/ ----\,,,,,,/ _IGHT F R I E N D.

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! very very funny jokes 2013

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya.....very very funny Jokes
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - www.facebook.com/papu.golgappe"

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!

Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE funny msgs
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge
Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg

Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!

Banta: What exactly is First Aid?
Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!

Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..!
Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?

Cute jokes Hindi | mobile jokes in hindi | best jokes hindi |

Shokh hassi ho latest tarif jokes
Dilkas dilnasi ho
Bheegi chandni ho
Dheemi roshani ho
Wafa ho, nasha ho
Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho
Husno aaftaab ho

shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue-
dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny jokes in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu..
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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto'
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Mujhe 2 glass

Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do

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'Burf' mat dalwana..

Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,

Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings

Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me
Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True
Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U

Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami latest tarif jokes
Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab
Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani
Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif jokes........impress your girlfriend/beloved

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I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE

My love towards you is like no other....valentine special
it's loyal and true
it's strong and pure
Hear my heart dear
I love you forever
Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved

Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. santa banta funny jokes
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Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes

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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship jokes/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u

Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan
janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf

Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein
Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!!

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes mast jokes

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!

Bol Or Bol...

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Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai,
To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye
Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha. latest jokes

Happy perfume day

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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...

`G`Ø`Ø`D`
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Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day

One must always have a unique character like SALT.
It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!

Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night jokes

Our love is like dove
always together so close
Romantic, Radiant, Loyal
Caring, Cuddly, Adorable

Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
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Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic jokes/quotes/msgs in hindi

Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare
So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare
Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me
Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night jokes

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Meri Cute si butterfly
Itni dur Udkar aapko
"GooD" "MorninG"
kehne aayi hai

Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching jokes...

Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!

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W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife

I need a kiss;
I require hugs;
I long for love;
I yearn for warmth;
I want to feel an intimate touch.
But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only!
Miss you, sweety !......romantic jokes

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$``

Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched.

Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .?
Because, mOOn is missing U &
Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy !

Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main, hindi love jokes
Pyar apna basane ka wada karo.
Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain,
Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo…

Think wèll,
Plan wèll,
Do wèll,
Sleep wèll,
Play wèll,
Laugh wèll and Throw ur mobile also into wèll,
Because u r not Messaging me Well!

SuBaH LiKHuNGa latest love jokes
SHaaM LiKHuNGaa
HaR-DiN TeRa
NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..
Wo KaLaM" BHi
DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi
JiS "KaLaM-Se
TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

Har subah aapki FINE ho…good morning jokes
Dildar dosto ki LINE ho…
Aapki life sada SHINE ho…
Rab kare aapke labon pe.
Roz khushi ki SMILE ho…
Good Morning

Chand ka colour he white,
Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” 2015

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Aj ek bat kehta hu
Pyar se good night kehta hu
Ye ek rat nahi
Har rat kehta hu

Betaab Se Rehte Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar love jokes
Raat Bhar Nahi Soote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar
Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Ke
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hai Teri Yaad Mein Aksar. .

Uske Saath Rehte Rehte Uski Aadat Ho Gai,
Uss Se Baat Karte Karte Chahat Ho Gai,
Ek Pal Na Mile To Becheni Si Hoti Hai,
Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Mohabbat Ho Gai.

MaaNGi Thi HaMNe
KhuDa Se MoHBBaT Ki ZiNDGi..!!
KhuDa Ne UN Se MiLa KaR
ZiNDGi Ko Hi MoHBBaT BaNa DiYa..!!

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Suraj ke kirne aapke head pe h
Newspaper aapke gate pe h
Ab to uth jao good morning karne ke
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Sapnay Ki Tarha Tujhey Saja K Rakhon love jokes
Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chupa K Rakhon
Meri Taqdeer Meray Saath Nahin Hai
Warna Zindagi Bhar Tujhay Apna Bana K Rakhon

A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal. motivational quotes
Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green.
Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes

aaja avi sardi ka mosam nahi gujra romantic jokes for girlfriend
Paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai
sab kuch to hai mere paas
sirf ek tere kami hai || romantic jokes for girlfriend || winter season jokes for lover/GF ||

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki, cute love jokes
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai.....
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But
We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT

Nind ki aankho pe ho rahi hai fighting tight,
Is dark sky main dikh rahe hain taare white,
Ab bhuja ke apni light, Hum aapse kahte hai
Good night........good night quotes in Hindi

Forget the things that make you sad;
Remember the moments that make you glad;
Forget the troubles that passed away;
Accept the blessings that comes your way.
Good night! Sweet Dreams Dear......sweet good night quotes

Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye, hindi good morning jokes
Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye,
CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi,
Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye.
Good Morning..

Teri Mohabbat To Mera Muqadar Hai;hindi love jokes
Yeh Manzil Chahe Mile Ya Na Mile;
Par Mujhe Rahaat Jarur Milti Hai;
Ae Dost, Tujhe Yaad Karne Se!

Tere khamosh Honton Par Mohabbat Gun-Gunati Hai,
Tu Meri Hai, Main Tera Hun, Bus Yehi Aawaz Ati Hai…!!

Apne SEENE Se Laga Kar Mere Gum Dur Karde..romantic jokes in hindi
Tujhse JUDA Na Ho Pau Itna Majbur Karde..
Meri Nas-Nas Me Bas Jaye Pyar Tera.
Main Kisi Ko Na Dekhu tu itna majbur karde..

Lagta Hai Koi Hum Se Khafa Hai love jokes in hindi
Par Uski Har Sasns Mein Wafa
Nahi Hai Us Jaisa Koi Duniya Mein
Tabhi To Us Par Meri Ye Jaan Fida Hai

This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend)

Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni
Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend

Naram palko k saye me chupa lu tumko, latest hindi love jokes
jee karta hai is jahan se chura hu tumko,
bas dar yahi hai ki toot na jaye sanse,
warna apni saanso me basa lu tumko.

Dur hokar karib hona nazakat hai meri
Yaad bankar ankho se behana sararat hai meri
karib na hote hue b kareeb paoge qki
ehshash bankar sath rehna adat hai meri

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AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,
Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

Wo pyar jo hakikat mai pyar hota hai...zindgi me sirf ek bar hota hai...
nigaho k milne se phle dil mil jaye ye ettifak sirf ek bar hota h

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere
to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota..

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Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi,
yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai.
Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai.

Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte,
Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya
Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya
Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke
Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

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Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai...
"Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota...
to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai
ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...

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Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil
Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai.....!




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